totallyfubar:

imelectraelectraheart:

catknuckles1:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

Fuck

There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out

(Source: princesskimochi)

Jul 26 6:19 with 157,754 notes

shego:

man I was sitting on the couch with my legs up and my dad was like “ladies don’t sit like that” and I looked at him and asked “they don’t?” and he’s like “no they don’t” and I was like “oh thank you for letting me know. you, a lady, telling me who’s obviously not a lady how ladies sit I did not…

Jul 26 5:24 with 32 notes

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway)

Jul 26 5:22 with 448,888 notes
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